Thursday, June 3, 2010

Musings from the Dating Impaired-Part 2

And along the same lines as the dating buzzer (see part 1) but in a slightly different, save yourself kind of mode...I think that every phone should come with a BAC (blood alcohol calculator) built in. What a fabulous invention/app!!!

The feature would shut off all functions, text-email-phone calls (except to your local cab company) if it registers that your level is too high.

This would have saved me sooo many - OMG moments in the morning when I read the messages from the night before, quivering with embarrassment and trying to figure out how to recover from telling my ex that...

' i LOVE you & wnt u 2 b covered in Nutella & i will pretend 2 b a strawberri'


followed by ...

'u hopeless bastard if u dont write bck it is ovr!!'

followed by ...

'i miss u so much xoxo'

followed by...

'regally im eant fugs and hisses'

Yeah, I would pay money for an app like that, although now that I think about it, it should probably be offered as a public service :)

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