Thursday, June 3, 2010

Musings from the Dating Impaired-Part 3

Wouldn't it be helpful if people came with warning labels like they put on beer and cigarettes?

"Warning: completely psychotic, juvenile rebel, who drinks too much and smokes pot."
or

"Warning: hopelessly unemployed couch potato who will never lift a finger to take out the trash, do laundry, or get the car fixed."

At least then you could make an informed decision, just like on a bag of chips
- Yeah, I am okay with consuming 850 calories in fat, while sitting on the couch watching Princess Bride ... again. -
or
in this instance with the personal label...
- Yeah, I am okay with a socially reclusive, paranoid schizophrenic because he is soooo hot! -

But then you would know up front,
gone is the wondering...

- Why IS he climbing a tree to sleep at night screaming 'don't let the dandelions get me' -

A simple label, that is all I am asking for.

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