I Will Take Mine in an IV

You know that it is going to be a long day when you crawl (and no, I am NOT exaggerating) to the coffee pot - drag and pull yourself upright, propping yourself up on the counter, just upright long enough to dump water and coffee grounds into the coffee pot...
that for some reason will not entirely sit still - so you pour half of the water on the counter and subsequently on yourself.

Then having just exhausted all of your energy you
slowly
s
l
i
d
e
down the cabinets
falling over sideways from the sitting position on cold linoleum and curl into the fetal position while trying to - simultaneously - sleep and listen to the coffee finish brewing.

So you can inject it directly into your veins - because really, who has time to wait on your digestive system to process the caffeine at desperate moments like these!!!