The ten ways you can tell you 'maybe' had too much to drink last night:
1. your mouth is so dry that you can not chew gum
2. every sentence you say begins with "oh my god, i did what..."
3. your car is parked in Virginia and you wake up in Delaware
4. your last text message to your friend was "oops, i think i am going to regret this"
5. your mountain bike is in bed with you
6. at 12 o'clock the next afternoon, you still would not pass a breathalyzer
7. your first thought in the morning is ... where DID my clothes fall off?
8. you have to spend 4 hours un-tagging yourself from facebook pictures - because last night you were 'super-awesome'
9. you are not sure where the lawn chair in your living room is from or why the cat is wearing a cowbell
10. the tub is full of jello, there is a reindeer in the closet, and you are wearing a Winnie-the-Pooh costume
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half-a-bubble-off-plumb by suzanne meade is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
Based on a work at www.half-a-bubble-off-plumb.blogspot.com.
2 comments:
Oh dear...I think I may recognize some of those....
that is the fun part, i think there are very few people who would not be able to identify with at least one :)
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