mistletoe

My dear friend called me the other day because she had gotten the funniest fashion viewing offer that I have heard of in a long time. A gentleman (well, perhaps not so much of a gentleman) friend from her past asked to see her when she came home for the holidays and then said he wanted to show her his 'new mistletoe belt buckle'! Hahaha!

Hilarious mental picture and on the up-side (pun decidedly intentional) it definitely takes the guess work out of what he wants...which, when you consider it, is very refreshing. (slightly kinky, but each to his own!)

And then, of course, I get to thinking - which we all know is a dangerous thing for the poor unsuspecting world!

A whole new line/market of holiday clothing could emerge! Victoria Secret could make a fortune with such a line, forget the ruby and diamond bra - introduce the 'mistletoe bra and pantie collection'! It would sell out in 20 seconds, maybe less :)
(of course there would have to be a disclaimer to NOT accidentally consume any of the berries - which are highly poisonous)

Imagine that emergency room visit...
"Exactly how did your husband ingest mistletoe berries again ma'am?"
"Well...uhmmm...(long pause) ... Is he going to be ok?"

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!! :)

(and to all of you shaking your heads right now, but hopefully at least smiling - this is what happens when I have w-a-y too much time to think. maybe I should get a second job...
with Victoria Secret!)