1. you are already friends with too many other people you have slept with
2. none of your other friends really want to read your cute 'pet' names for each other - farmville is annoying enough
3. if/when you break up it will take forever to untag them from all of your photos
4. "well i have seen their ______ (fill in the blank) you would think they could at least friend me" - nope, bad plan...don't do it!!
5. the internet always remembers the things that one day you are going to want to forget
6. post break up stalking (we have all done it, so don't pretend otherwise)
7. the risk of having your 'new' significant other find out about your 'previous' significant others and trying to explain - we are just friends...r-i-g-h-t!
8. the dreadful realization that if you actually change your relationship status, your wall will light up like a christmas tree with comments
9. you are so going to regret that drunken wall post in the morning, because yes, your mother did see that you "really want their ______ (insert body part here)"!! (double meaning completely intentional - nudge-nudge, wink-wink!)
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